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Park the Floats: Eagles Blow a Gift-Wrapped Win.
The Philadelphia Eagles’ season came to a grinding and predictable halt Sunday night against the visiting 49ers in the Wild Card round. Despite Brock Purdy doing everything possible to hand the game away, the Eagles couldn’t take advantage of two interceptions- or a disastrous 25-yard 49ers punt that functioned as nothing more than a third turnover. The Eagles’ offense was what it had been all year: predictable, inconsistent, penalty ridden, vanilla, and utterly incapable of

Billy Bauer
20 hours ago4 min read


Are the Phillies Favorites to Land Star Infielder Bo Bichette? The Move Would Force the Team to Get Younger
According to multiple reports, the Phillies are expected to meet with star infielder Bo Bichette in the coming days. Just last week many speculated, including us, that Don Mattingly’s decision to join the Phillies’ bench staff could open the door to Bichette . Mattingly’s long-standing relationship with Bichette fueled early buzz that the move might help lure the All-Star infielder to South Philly. Now, with momentum building, that possibility is starting to feel very real. T

Billy Bauer
5 days ago3 min read


Don Mattingly Joins Phillies as New Bench Coach. Does the Move Increase Odds to Land Bo Bichette?
The Philadelphia Phillies have reached an agreement with former Toronto Blue Jays coach Don Mattingly to serve as their bench coach for the 2026 season. The veteran coach has a great relationship with manager Rob Thomson, and the move unites Mattingly with his son, Preston Mattingly, who is the Phillies' General Manager. Photo Credit: Brian Rothmuller/Icon Sportswire Don Mattingly is best known for his time with the New York Yankees, where he was a star first baseman, winnin

Billy Bauer
Jan 51 min read


Eagles Blow Chance at #2 Seed, But Could Regain #2 Benefits Saturday Night; Host 49ers Sunday at 4:30 PM
When Nick Sirianni decided to rest his starters earlier in the week, he knew the risk. He also knew there was a path where outside help could open the door to the NFC’s #2 seed. That help came when the Detroit Lions beat the Chicago Bears in Chicago on a last-second field goal. All the Eagles had to do was take care of business. They didn’t. Instead, Philadelphia lost shortly afterward to the hapless Washington Commanders, led by journeyman 39-year-old third-string quarterb

Billy Bauer
Jan 53 min read
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